Apparently I can’t say ‘scumbags’ in front of my parents.
I swear the older your parents get the more conservative they get.
"I can’t be shaken anymore, by anyone. I’ve got to that point in my life that if you’re not a good person, and you can’t make me feel good with love and life, then fuck off, basically."
“Please don’t have the Internet yet.”
#7. “We’ll Tell You Why at 11”
If you’re watching a local station, every so often you’ll hear a precious nugget of newsery like, “Local police say one city park is infested with cannibal sodomites that can’t be stopped by mortal weapons. We’ll tell you which park tonight, after CSI.” This is how, in 1970, the news tricked you into watching it. They teased you with the knowledge that something dreadful was afoot in your hometown, and if you didn’t tune in to find out what, odds were that you’d wake up dead the next day. The fact they still try that bullshit today is just a testament to how stupid news directors are.